Spent a lot of time today working on the next part of the NaCreSoMo 2014 CS mini-tutorial, but didn’t manage to get to the point of actually making a post out of (“productizing”) what I have. Maybe tomorrow.
(I’ve told some of these before.)
Why is base 8 just not funny?
Because 7 10 11.
Why does object-oriented programming look down on functional programming?
Because the latter has no class(es).
C, C++, and Objective-C walk into a bar...
What's a web developer's favorite game?
What is it called when someone knocks a printed copy of your coding conventions off the table?
Cascading Style Sheets.
Why do source control experts make good traffic officers?
Because they know how to deal with merge conflicts.
Why didn't the grocery store simulator update its available funds after every transaction?
It was using a cache register.
Credit for #2: the “quips” presented by the LLVM bug database (i.e. not original).