Movie Review: Guardians of the Galaxy

Basically an Abrams-era Star Trek movie that didn’t take itself seriously:

  • Main character is handsome white male hotshot who’s actually kind of a loser, breaks all the rules, but saves Democracy Planet anyway. Actor is named Chris P.
  • Violates xkcd’s Fiction Rule of Thumb.
  • Fails the Bechdel Test and pretty much all related criteria.
  • Zoe Saldana.

I guess it was fun but it was completely forgettable. Pass.

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