Bad Romance

This is inspired by my first thoughts on hearing of a song called “Bad Romance” (Lady GaGa), then on knowing only half the chorus or so. Still wish it had been this.

Oh, caught in a Bad Romance.
Oh, caught in a Bad Romance.

When we first meet, you’ll offer your help.
But I’ll decline; I’ll stand up for myself.
You’ll fall in love, love love love
You’ll fall in love.

Then we’ll meet once when I’m sad and it’s night.
You’ll give me your coat and you’ll hold me real tight.
Show me your love, love love love
Show me your love.

I know that I’ve got you,
I’m starting to fall too,
I want it bad, Bad Romance.

You be the tall dark stranger; ask for a dance.
You and me could write a Bad Romance.
I’ll be the only one who gave you a chance,
You and me could write a Bad Romance.

Oh, caught in a Bad Romance.
Oh, caught in a Bad Romance.

I want to look deep into your eyes.
To see a man both solemn and wise,
To see your love, love love love
To see your love.

The chiseled jawline, the brush of your hand.
Shoulders broad and skin that’s perfectly tanned.
And all your love, love love love
I want your love.

I know that you miss me.
And you can’t wait to kiss me.
Cause you’re the one, in my Bad Romance

Just whisk me away to small village in France
You and me could write a Bad Romance.
Just take me to a field where we’ll take off our pants,
You and me could write a Bad Romance.

Oh, caught in a Bad Romance.
Oh, caught in a Bad Romance.

I’m yours, I won’t look back
This love is fit for paperback
I’m yours, I won’t look back
This love is fit for paperback.

I’m yours, I won’t look back
This love is fit for paperback
I’m yours, I won’t look back
This love will sell out the whole rack.

You’re strong and sweet, sensitive and tall.
Devoted and clean, baby, you’ve got it all.
Je veux ton amour, I hear your call,
A wish come true, baby, you’ve got it all.

Baby you’ve got it all.
(Caught in a Bad Romance.)
Baby you’ve got it all.
Baby you’ve got it all.
Want my Bad Romance.
(Caught in a Bad Romance.)
Want my Bad Romance.

I want your love and I want your embrace.
You and me could write a Bad Romance.
I want to gaze upon your beautiful face.
You and me could write a Bad Romance.

In my Bad Romance
Caught in a Bad Romance
In my Bad Romance
In my Bad Romance
Caught in a Bad Romance.

From JoMoWriPoShoSto.