The 10-dollar tricksters

WANTED

Jim Randolph and Charlotte King
“The Ten Dollar Tricksters”

for
Improper Salutations,
Unanswered Invitations,
and
Inappropriate Remunerations

DEAD OR ALIVE
(preferably alive)

Well, watch out for Jim Randolph and his partner Charlotte King.
They’ll accept your hospitality and stay to listen to you sing.
But when it comes time to close up for the night,
They’ll insist on stayin’ till they’ve paid the price they think is right.

Oh, those teeeeeen dollarrrrrrr triiiicksters!
These two will make some fine company!
But those teeeeeen dollarrrrrrr triiiicksters
Just won’t accept your generosity!

Oh, those teeeeeen dollarrrrrrr triiiicksters!
Can’t stop ‘em at the end of the day!
Oh, those teeeeeen dollarrrrrrr triiiicksters!
We’re going to make them pay. (They arready did!)

Part of NaNoWriMo Penance. Title donated by Theresa N.

Inspired by…westerns? Country music?

Based on a true story.