I’ve never seen Akon smile so much. ~random YouTube commenter

Sometimes
Something beautiful happens in this world.
You don’t know how to express yourself so
You just gotta sing.

I just had lunch
And it felt so good.
A turkey club sandwich with mayo inside me.
I just had lunch
And I’ll never go back
To the just-skipping-lunch days of the past.

Have you ever had lunch, man it tastes so great
It felt so good when the food is on my tongue.
My mom made my lunch. She made it this morning.
Eating lunch like this can turn a…

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Light brown chestnuts in a stock photo fire.
Blurred Gaussian noise for the snow.
In front, a layer of blue translucency
And a wood fill masked just so.

Gradient-colored Douglas fir
Casting a shadow on the wall.
Rectangular boxes beneath the tree,
And a single, spherical ball.

Clone-stamped stockings on the fireplace,
Blurred and smudged by hand.
There’s only one thing left to add
“Merry Christmas”…

…in Comic Sans.

Roughly to the tune of “The Christmas Song”.

Part of NaNoWriMo Penance. Title donated by Alex R.

Inspired by Adobe Photoshop GIMP.

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This is inspired by my first thoughts on hearing of a song called “Bad Romance” (Lady GaGa), then on knowing only half the chorus or so. Still wish it had been this.

Oh, caught in a Bad Romance.
Oh, caught in a Bad Romance.

When we first meet, you’ll offer your help.
But I’ll decline; I’ll stand up for myself.
You’ll fall in love, love love love
You’ll fall in love.

Then we’ll meet once when I’m sad and it’s night.
You’ll give me your coat and you’ll hold me real tight.
Show me your love, love love love
Show…

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