And how can man die better?
Well actually…
You’re on a quest for vengeance,
And all you have’s a knife
Set upon by tigers
Which fin’lly take your life.Try to scale Mt. Everest
But make sure to bring supplies
That make you seem like Bigfoot
If you should actually die.Go in search of evil
Whereever it abounds
And play a children’s card game
Which will finally strike you down.Go out in the desert
And make a giant sign
The aliens should find you
You’ll be lost then for all time.When you’re being chased by zombies
You can die to save your friend.
And come back as one
So you can die again!Step in front of the LHC.
Be a human resistor.
Genetically engineer Pokemon.
Get caught by a twister.Find someone, and fall in love
Marry, raise some kids.
Then live a happy, long, full life.
That’s what “better” is.
Part of NaNoWriMo Penance. Title donated by Shane H.