Light brown chestnuts in a stock photo fire.
Blurred Gaussian noise for the snow.
In front, a layer of blue translucency
And a wood fill masked just so.
Gradient-colored Douglas fir
Casting a shadow on the wall.
Rectangular boxes beneath the tree,
And a single, spherical ball.
Clone-stamped stockings on the fireplace,
Blurred and smudged by hand.
There’s only one thing left to add
…in Comic Sans.
Roughly to the tune of “The Christmas Song”.
Part of NaNoWriMo Penance. Title donated by Alex R.
Adobe Photoshop GIMP.