Your alarm rings too early
You wake up too late
You’re all out of breakfast
Your bus is delayed

Your laptop is dying
Your desktop won’t boot
Your slides aren’t ready
Your coffee’s dilute

Your coworker’s coughing
Your boss is just mad
Your buildbot is failing
Your reviews are all bad

Your stock is decreasing
Your pizza is cold
Your meeting runs over
Your printer’s too old

Your ride home is freezing
Your phone has a dent
Your microwave’s broken
You’ve got to pay rent

 
The only thing worse
Than a Monday in hell
Is when it spills over
To Tuesday as well.

This one actually should have fallen on a Monday (yesterday), were it not for my self-injury on the 22nd! Hence the final stanza.

Part of Poem-a-day 2012. Title donated by Hannah S.

This entry was posted on September 25, 2012 and is filed under Creativity. Tags: Poetry, Poem-a-day 2012