“Are your victims weighing you down?
Call Disposal Professional now!
We come with great haste
And get rid of the waste
So you can go have your night on the town.”

Those who join up for the hell of it
Usually just can’t stand the smell of it.
It is good paying work
But with all of the quirks
The money itself isn’t relevant.

It might help if you’ve got a Hummer
Or a friend who works as a plumber.
Sure, it’s a crime
But you get lots of free time
But no weekends off — that’s a bummer.

I guess the worst part is the fleas
Cause sometimes they carry disease.
But you’ll be bug-proof
In your full-body suit
And can then handle new loads with ease.

So if you’re looking for a worthwhile bet
This might be the best you can get.
Send your resumé
To HR today!
Or e-mail corpses@dp.net

Part of NaNoWriMo Penance. Title donated by Sanket A.

This entry was posted on December 05, 2010 and is filed under Creativity. Tags: Poetry, Limerick, NaNoWriMo penance