Very Short Stories

Inspired by @VeryShortStory, the rule is officially that it’s supposed to fit in a Tweet, i.e. 140 characters. Unofficially, it’s just a very compact story…not a plot summary, but a piece that evokes/encompasses a whole story in a sentence or three. There’s a bit of a community with the #vss tag, but they honestly aren’t as good.

My three favorites in bold.

  • “Too late!” Matt gasped. He reached the bridge just in time to see the splash
  • Wife off fighting time-traveling demons. Relationship status: It’s Complicated
  • His shoes went squik squik along the kitchen floor. “Tony, what has Michael done this time?”
  • I had dared him to eat that fish. Now, I was identifying his body.
  • Help: Hawaiian transported to alternate reality. Can’t speak Japanese.
  • Coworker walks in with a sealed box and a concealed grin. Whispers fly around the office: What hath Rod got?
    (see this Wikipedia article)
  • Never break up with someone who works in a nuclear plant. It’s not good if they melt down.
  • “Spare any change?”
    “Sorry, I’m late for my class on Poverty.”
  • “Hey, Kate! We were in the same English class, right?”
    “No.” Kate kept walking.
  • He slid down the wall spouting nonsense. We all assumed he was a foreigner on a cell phone.
  • “You’ll forgive me, but I have a train to catch.” Tipping his hat, Tam slung the lasso over his shoulder and rode away.
  • xaznfyter> if all good things come to an end
    xaznfyter> why are we still together? :)
    kite_girl32> …
    kite_girl32> seth
    kite_girl32> we need to talk.
  • “Oh no, she’s home!” Hastily I arranged the vomit into a more pleasing configuration.
    No, I don’t know what’s going on with this one. It just popped into my head.
  • Headphones: on. Private browsing: on. Neopets.com, here I come.
  • We both put down three kings. After glaring for a moment, we decided to split the pot.
  • it’s really great to get out in the wilderness once in a while! -Sent from my iPhone
  • Well, it could be worse. The tree could have fallen on all four of us.
  • I passed by her as I did every day, jerking my hand up and murmuring a hello. Only this time she was with someone.
  • There was a sickening crack. When my eyes opened, I was on the ground.
  • With it still stuck to my tire, failing my driving test was the least of my concerns.
  • He shouted “help!”…just to see if anyone would.
  • To add insult to injury, the invoice for the new front steps came the day after the doctor’s bill and disability permit.

From JoMoWriPoShoSto.