10 Bad CS Jokes
Spent a lot of time today working on the next part of the NaCreSoMo 2014 CS mini-tutorial, but didn’t manage to get to the point of actually making a post out of (“productizing”) what I have. Maybe tomorrow.
(I’ve told some of these before.)
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Why is base 8 just not funny?
Because 7 10 11. -
Why does object-oriented programming look down on functional programming?
Because the latter has no class(es). -
C, C++, and Objective-C walk into a bar...
Clang! -
What's a web developer's favorite game?
Tag. -
What is it called when someone knocks a printed copy of your coding conventions off the table?
Cascading Style Sheets. -
Why do source control experts make good traffic officers?
Because they know how to deal with merge conflicts. -
Why didn't the grocery store simulator update its available funds after every transaction?
It was using a cache register. - C++
Credit for #2: the “quips” presented by the LLVM bug database (i.e. not original).